small things to do that make your mind feel clearer
- close all your internet tabs except the one you’re using
- delete all your text messages
- delete negative people from social networks
- throw some things away. just throw them away
- tidy your desk. make a blank surface
- drink 3 glasses of water
- open the curtains
- wash your face and brush your teeth
i don’t get enough credit for how much effort i put into my snapchats
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
Captain American’s military awards -
Combat Infantryman Badge
American Defense Service Medal
Presidential Unit Citation
The parachute badge made me laugh.
Plus his captain’s bars (on the epaulets), and the SSR pins (on the lapels).
(Also, can high-waisted slacks on men please make a comeback, because damn son.)
Also, note that the Purple Heart has an oak leaf, which means he’s been wounded several times.
why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed
Bold & Brash
more like belongs in the trash
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did anyone else think it was really weird and uncomfortable that kristoff had conversations with himself by impersonating his reindeer
Isn’t that what pets are for?
People who think this is weird probably don’t have pets.
if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone
people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her
That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.
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