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w6lf:

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

deductives:

Sherlock quotes: [26/?]

Please, can we not do this, this time?
 Do what? 
You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.

deductives:

Sherlock quotes: [26/?]

Please, can we not do this, this time?

Do what? 

Youbeing all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.

fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

emmablowguns:

The life of a straight boy summed up in two overpriced hats

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

I’M GONNA QWUIT THIS FUCKINSDG WEBSIT OH MY GOD

breathingkeepsusalive:

expiredwater:

ok

is that hazel and augustus 

breathingkeepsusalive:

expiredwater:

ok

is that hazel and augustus 

siccity:

no one understands my love for Wednesday Addams

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

anothermindpalace:

sir-mycroft:

I think it’s appropriate to bring this little gem back today.

THIS. Yes. This is by far the only time a major show did not make fun of the fans. Bless this.

abbyarsonist:

cuteness-daily:

This is Cat Island. It is located in Tashirojima which is a small island in Ishinomaki, Miyagi, Japan. With a population inhabited by mostly cats. 

Dream home